Guys, I have to educate some of you on my euphemism. These are some lingo that I use very so often.

far-sha (n.)
Pronunciation: 'faaah-[sha']-
1. Unsightly fat around your waist. Ex: "If you stare hard enough, you can see Uncle Steven's naval on his farsha. And now I am going to have bad dreams."
2. slang Father. Ex: "Ryan is my farsha."

fug-ly (adj.)
Pronunciation: /'f&-g-[lee]
frightfully ugly; of or pertaining to something beyond the boundaries of normal unattractiveness. Ex: "That 'unrippen banana cheena-pok' jacket of Lawrence Lee Soon Hee Buttercookies is fugly."

fug (n.)
Pronunciation: 'f&g
1. A state of extreme ugliness. Ex: "The level of fug at the Singapore Idol is always hard to stomach."
2. A proper name for someone possessed of eternal heinousness, as m*&%#@: "Oh look, there's Fug, looking all miserable and dour in her tight Giordano top and white frilly farm pants."