Friday, September 22, 2006
 
Yo Mama
ripped from this morning msn conversation with pao pao pao wei. RAWKS!
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
BRAIN FARTING IS STONING
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
it is the king
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
KING
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
brain farting rocks
ryan - MY PHONE! aliens took it. says:
so u pontenk?
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
maybe
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
i need to find a king excuse
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
see first
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
i have to rush to collect my costume first
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
ryan - MY PHONE! aliens took it. says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
ryan - MY PHONE! aliens took it. says:
Yo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
this yo mama stuff so cool
ryan - MY PHONE! aliens took it. says:
Yo Mama so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
AHAHAHA
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes bishan, jurong

Transfer of "Charlie Hall - Marvelous Light.mp3" is complete.

You raise me up to more than I can be says:
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! --- this is sick
ryan - MY PHONE! aliens took it. says:
Yo Mama so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
ryan - MY PHONE! aliens took it. says:
Yo Mama so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
ryan - MY PHONE! aliens took it. says:
Yo Mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
ryan - MY PHONE! aliens took it. says:
Yo Mama so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
You raise me up to more than I can be says:
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Comments:
Hey!! Here is some of my favorite yo momma jokes:
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, “ Picture continued on other side.”
You should totally come check out this new site, http://yomomma.tv/ – you can battle other people with your yo momma jokes and even tell them how whack their jokes are.
 
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